January 2012
101 posts
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“I saw you today for the first time in a while and my brain doesn’t seem to...”
Jan 1st
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“I hate that feeling; when you feel hungry, but you don’t want any food you see,...”
Jan 1st
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“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their...”
– oscar wilde
Jan 1st
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“Don’t try and be polite. Sound crazy or sound tough.”
Jan 1st
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Jerry: Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay filled till New Year's!
Cosmo Kramer: Well, those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
112 posts
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
114 notes
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True, there is heroin or meth, but there’s a glamour to that. Cheetos Puffs is without grim romanticism, kitsch or irony; it is basically an unabashed disgusting yet glorious thing. Its airy inflation is its own hollowness. Things quickly deflate into an emptiness which points less to the chewer’s mouth than his soul. Here the consumer — his chin flecked by unnatural neon dashes of orange...
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
9,147 notes
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“I’m going to take a five-hour sadness nap.”
– brad pike
Dec 29th
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“My roommates always ask me, “What exactly do you do in there for forty minutes?”...”
– brad pike
Dec 29th
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“As we pass each other in the hallway, there’s no socially acceptable way for me...”
– Brad Pike
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
78 notes
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Eli: I’m not in love with you any more. Margot: I didn’t know that you ever were. Eli: Let’s not make this any more difficult than it already is.
Dec 28th
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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“Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion...”
Dec 26th
120 notes
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“Oh, sweetie, they didn’t abandon you because you’re a whore, they...”
Dec 26th
31 notes
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
40 notes
last night.
last night i was suppose to go on a date. last night i was suppose to exchange christmas gifts with my friends. last night i was suppose to spend the evening at home playing video games. last night i finally got my best friend back.
Dec 24th
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Jez: People like lager and nuts. Super Hans: People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust people, Jeremy.
Dec 24th
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“I have a tendency not only to see the best in everyone, but to assume that...”
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
“To know I was beautiful in his eyes made me beautiful. I had never been...”
– Janet Fitch, White Oleander (via cleverabbit)
Dec 20th
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“Mark: I’m dangerously close to getting what I want. Feels a bit weird.”
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
Dec 18th
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p-mctully: I was so stupid as a kid I was so stupid in middle school I was so stupid freshman year I was so stupid last year I was so stupid six months ago I was so stupid last week I was so stupid twenty minutes ago I am so stupid
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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P-DIDDLE TIME. >:(
Dec 18th